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#16 Zatoichi

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Posted 02 September 2006 - 11:19 PM

I will definately have to try the not for pussies one at least once in the coming months.

QUOTE (yukai_ondori @ Aug 31 2006, 07:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Is this why women keep hitting on me?!?! Because I don't show interest in them?! I'm really not interested. I'm not gay. I just don't care for anyone. I just want to be left alone and train, workout, and challenge worthy opponents with the boken. Or I'll fight them barehanded. I just want to improve my skills and get through college. I'm not mean to anyone, especially women, I just don't show nor do I have much interest in any of them. I vowed celibacy years ago after some stupid relationships and I have never been happier in my life. ....although, I do not show such emotion at all, or any emotion for that matter.

Hmmm. Bychance do you live anywhere's near upstate New York? When it comes to the fighting, (sword, fist, and anything else that comes along the way) a bunch of my friends and I do that when we can get together. As for the women, you can just send them my way

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Celibacy, that bad huh?

And Spoon, if they turn down the sex or related acts, the trick is saying "food", twice

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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#17 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 02 September 2006 - 11:25 PM

Hehe. Though as far as I know, pretty much only the really great already taken guys actually turn down the sex or related acts.

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

#18 Zatoichi

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Posted 02 September 2006 - 11:42 PM

ahem *raises hand* currently not taken

Currently, I am apparantly waiting for other women to make up their damn minds or something along those lines. So for the time being ... Read the first line.

#19 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 03 September 2006 - 12:32 AM

Hey, Zatoichi:

Sex.

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

#20 Vesuvius

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Posted 03 September 2006 - 01:56 AM

My apologies, Zatoichi, I do not live in the state of New York. As for these women that I turn down, ahhh, I don't think you want them, not unless you are really desperate, ...or you don't see past their ploy to have you support them with your earnings. I am sick of them all.

As for my training, I separated myself from friends and acquantances long ago. In celibacy, I am trully at peace with everything and myself everyday.

#21 Zatoichi

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Posted 03 September 2006 - 08:56 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Sep 3 2006, 01:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hey, Zatoichi:
Sex.

Must not give in. Must not give in.

Whew that was a close one. Of course if you had tried that in person I probably would have failed. Utterly. (On that note, I might not be able to control myself for at least a little while. I would probably end up attempting things that would cause others to bring bodily harm unto me) I have absolutely no resistance to food though. Food is one of my greatest weaknesses. How I still only weigh 160ish is beyond me (yay for high metabolism).

As for those women yukai_ondori, I am not that desperate. Well, not yet anyways.

#22 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 03 September 2006 - 11:42 AM

Okay then... Z:

Food.

And if that wasn't enough,

Homemade delicious food complete with freshly baked dessert.

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#23 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 03 September 2006 - 01:07 PM

Looks like someone's desperate.

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?

#24 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 03 September 2006 - 01:15 PM

Hehheh, very not. I'm experimenting. I know my theory works in RL, now I'm trying the intrawebs.

Gobbler: Sex.

Anything?

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#25 Icey

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Posted 03 September 2006 - 01:37 PM

Spoon: Steamy hot sex and long curly blonde locks of hair.

Heck, everyone: Icey naked, lathered in oil

#26 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 03 September 2006 - 02:30 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Sep 3 2006, 08:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Gobbler: Sex.
Anything?

Hang on...

... hmm...

... no. How 'bout you?

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?

#27 Zatoichi

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Posted 03 September 2006 - 08:13 PM

Gah, my weakness that I myself revealed has been used against me. It has also been increased in tastyness. Tell me when and where, and I'm yours baby.

QUOTE (Icey @ Sep 3 2006, 02:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Spoon: Steamy hot sex and long curly blonde locks of hair.

Heck, everyone: Icey naked, lathered in oil

NOOOOO!!!!!! The tasty food will be mine!
Hold the phone, did you say naked and lathered in oil?
*brain overloads*

#28 Slade

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 01:53 PM

Spoon: It wouldn't work on me. I'd mostly just be confused, or I'd think it was some sort of joke so I'd start spouting off sexual acts in return. To be fair, I am happily taken, but that's about it.

But I'll give it a try. Hey Spoon: cunillingus.

Everybody: Tacos. Brownies. Fingers. Hot tub. Long brown hair and long black overcoat. All your sex are belong to me.

Let me know if any of it's worked, guys/gals.

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