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#2161 User is offline   Mirithorn Icon

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Posted 23 February 2006 - 10:09 PM

Follow up: The vet says she doesn't know why my cat's bites haven't healed in six weeks, but she's worried and he has to stay inside in case he's contagious. If it doesn't heal soon he'll have to have surgery. And now he hates me because I have to keep him in my room and put medicine that hurts on his bites. Despite lots of catnip and food.
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#2162 User is offline   Icey Icon

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 04:45 AM

Complaint: Revan is either a bad liar or needs to be put in a cage far from the rest of humanity.
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Posted 24 February 2006 - 06:54 AM

QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Feb 23 2006, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
im complaining because i accidentally buried my cat in the ground with its head sticking out, forgot about it, and then mowed over it.


I really hope your joking. angry.gif

If not, I'v got a voodoo doll on my desk that's been dying for a name, and I aint afraid to stick it. devil.gif

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Feb 23 2006, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Follow up: The vet says she doesn't know why my cat's bites haven't healed in six weeks, but she's worried and he has to stay inside in case he's contagious. If it doesn't heal soon he'll have to have surgery. And now he hates me because I have to keep him in my room and put medicine that hurts on his bites. Despite lots of catnip and food.


Thats terrible. Maybe your kitty has a weakened immune system or something. I hope he feels better.
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Posted 24 February 2006 - 08:16 AM

QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Feb 23 2006, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
im complaining because i accidentally buried my cat in the ground with its head sticking out, forgot about it, and then mowed over it.


I see like the scene in the film Stephen Kings film, "Sometimes they come back Again" at the part where ghost buried the man from the tractor in the grass, half way into the earth and then cursed the tractor to go over the head and said after, "What a bad hair day."

Followed by the question, "If a gardener with a big mouth is alone in a field being tortured, no one has had to hear him scream, does it still hurt?"

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 24 February 2006 - 08:26 AM

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#2165 User is offline   Laughlyn Icon

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 06:31 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ Feb 24 2006, 09:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Complaint: Revan is either a bad liar or needs to be put in a cage far from the rest of humanity.

I propose strapping him to missile and firing him into the sun....but that's my solution to nearly everything.

Or everyone could just drink more.
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#2166 User is offline   Otal Nimrodi Icon

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 06:51 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ Feb 24 2006, 04:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Complaint: Revan is either a bad liar or needs to be put in a cage far from the rest of humanity.


Or both.
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#2167 User is offline   Revan-47 Icon

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 06:57 PM

nah, i was just joking. i appreciate all of your anger at my comment though. it shows how good of human beings you all are.
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Posted 24 February 2006 - 10:15 PM

BLAST HIM INTO SPACE ANYWAY!
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#2169 User is offline   Cobnat Icon

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:31 AM

Complaint: My mum is going to kick me out on the street on the 15th of March, I have about 18 days left sad.gif
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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:34 AM

Why is she kick'n u out
OH NO!!!
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#2171 User is offline   Cobnat Icon

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:38 AM

QUOTE (ion eon @ Feb 24 2006, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is she kick'n u out


Becouse Im dropping out of college to follow my dreams... sad.gif
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#2172 User is offline   ion eon Icon

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:40 AM

What purpose do you serve to society COBNAT, the least you could do is educate yourself, but no, you choose to waste people that matter's precious air and resources
OH NO!!!
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#2173 User is offline   Cobnat Icon

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:44 AM

QUOTE (ion eon @ Feb 24 2006, 09:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What purpose do you serve to society COBNAT, the least you could do is educate yourself, but no, you choose to waste people that matter's precious air and resources


My life long dream is to become a Soldier/Revolutionairy/Partisan not some crapy dream of becoming a lame ass singer or some shit, I will contribute to society, just not Australian society becouse I wont LIVE here.

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#2174 User is offline   ion eon Icon

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:48 AM

Do some favors for me:
1. Suck Revan's balls
2. KILL YOURSELF, you won't ever Revolutionary leader, you are a bafoon, you don't know about the world around you so just.....die
OH NO!!!
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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:50 AM

Fine Ion Eon, Ill die... theres not much point in living with people like you in the world.
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