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Thecomplaining thread. For depression.

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 05:51 PM

Well, that's a relief.
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 11:58 PM

That's the nice thing about Latin. The teacher is unlikely to be a native speaker.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 28 January 2006 - 12:00 AM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Jan 28 2006, 03:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I could say the exact same things about my Dutch lessons, right down to the tutor being Dutch. My only consolation is that somehow, declaring that your hand has been smashed by a hammer is really funny to everyone else in the class.

Thank you, bigass dictionary. And no, I really didn't smash my hand with a hammer.

My old English-Japanese dictionary had entries for Lesbianism and Panty-raid. I always found that rather amusing.
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 12:22 AM

I'm...really not surprised.
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 10:28 AM

Complaint: Brushing a huge tangle out of my hair prompted a bout of depression. Now I don't want to do anything.

Except that I want to want to do something. Now all my plans for the day don't look at all appealing.

Edit: And then I went downstairs, slipped on a loose rug, and whacked my knee at high speed into the corner of a cabinet. This is really shaping up to be a great day.

Edit: Only now I feel a little better because my post count spells "leet".

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"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 28 January 2006 - 11:49 AM

A cool post count? Make a thread for it!
But that would ruin the point of having a cool count.
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 01:55 PM

Complaint: Getting Lost

Yesterday, I went to my girlfriend's sister's wedding. Driving there, I had almost no problems because it was practically a straight line going South. Driving back however, it was nighttime and I had forgotten where I had to make one turn. I ended up driving way out West before I realized something was wrong. This tacked on a ton of extra driving time, and really, really sucked. I also was dropping people off much further North than where I lived (not that I minded). As I was heading back South, two exits away from home, the car (which was my girlfriend's car) suddenly gave out and we had to pull over. In about five minutes a trooper pulled up behind us and called in a tow truck and everything. I couldn't believe it, this was the first time a trooper was helping me out instead of pulling me over. The tow truck driver brought the car to an open lot nearby for free (Thank God and my dad for Triple A). All in all, I had finally gotten home around 1 o'clock in the morning after having my dad pick us up, drop off my girlfriend, and pick up my car. Seeing as how nothing worse happened, I wasn't too unhappy.
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 02:33 PM

QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jan 25 2006, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh for god's sake, it was amusing. Go back to the page in question, pretend you can't read your posts and you'll see what I mean. Originally it looked like depression, suicide threat, suicide failure, followed by Otal's 'complaint:mistakes'.

Which would have been in the running for best complaint ever, had it actually been a suicide attempt.


Dude... I was kidding about you being a mean bastard, your on the other side of the world, how can you be mean to me?

Complaint: You take things to seriuosly.
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 02:44 PM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Jan 28 2006, 02:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dude... I was kidding about you being a mean bastard, your on the other side of the world, how can you be mean to me?


How does that logic work, COBNAT? It's possible to be mean from anywhere, with the internet! Being mean isn't just punching someone in the face.
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 03:46 PM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Jan 28 2006, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dude... I was kidding about you being a mean bastard, your on the other side of the world, how can you be mean to me?

I have a lot of time on my hands......

How's your Yahoo group doing? Showing up on search engines yet? devil.gif

Oh, By the way, the 'joke' excuse is getting kinda old. You've overused it more that Otal's imaginary friend.

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Jan 28 2006, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Complaint: You take things to seriuosly.


none of that was serious, in fact if you look at 99% of my posts you'll see that I'm virtually never serious. The only times I get serious is when someone post something really stupid\spammy (which is begging for a verbal smackdown), or blatantly flames someone I know. (which my gentlemanly conduct requires).
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 04:45 PM

QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jan 28 2006, 03:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have a lot of time on my hands......

How's your Yahoo group doing? Showing up on search engines yet? devil.gif

Oh, By the way, the 'joke' excuse is getting kinda old. You've overused it more that Otal's imaginary friend.


Huh? Oh, that. No, that kid existed. But he left now, so chances are the fault will be mine next time.

In fact, I hereby give you a free pass to blame one (one) stupid thing on me, whether I said it or not. Unless said by Tony Blair or President Bush. Offer void in Antarctica

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Posted 28 January 2006 - 05:25 PM

Don't worry Otal, I would have called you on it way sooner if I'd thought it was just a lame excuse. smile.gif

In this case it was just for reference humour.

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DOUBLE EDIT: Blasted interface changes!

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Posted 28 January 2006 - 07:06 PM

Complaint: Domino's doesn't have anchovies. No expanding my taste horizons tonight. dry.gif
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 07:39 PM

Curses!
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Posted 29 January 2006 - 03:27 AM

How can they not have anchovies? It's true that I don't eat them myself, but I automatically think less of any pizza store that doesn't give the option.
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