Ask Yahtzee...
#91
Posted 16 October 2005 - 03:23 PM
Why do so many singers write gibberish?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#95
Posted 03 November 2005 - 05:15 AM
Dear Yahtzee,
1. Why is the sky blue?
2. Why do fools fall in love?
3. In the MGS series, Liquid and Solid are meant to be twin brothers, but why does one sound like a Brit and the other like a Yank?
4. Will you ever take over the world (Before the age of 90)?
5. Will the sun ever shine on the area where it doesn't shine?
1. Why is the sky blue?
2. Why do fools fall in love?
3. In the MGS series, Liquid and Solid are meant to be twin brothers, but why does one sound like a Brit and the other like a Yank?
4. Will you ever take over the world (Before the age of 90)?
5. Will the sun ever shine on the area where it doesn't shine?
This post has been edited by Cogeshacre_Sadeacre: 03 November 2005 - 05:15 AM
#97
Posted 03 November 2005 - 01:15 PM
Dear Yahtzee,
Why do head wounds bleed so much?
Alternatively: Who would have thought the little prick to have had so much blood in him?
- Jane
Why do head wounds bleed so much?
Alternatively: Who would have thought the little prick to have had so much blood in him?
- Jane
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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#100
Posted 04 November 2005 - 10:58 PM
QUOTE (ion eon @ Nov 3 2005, 08:39 AM)
Dear Yahtzee why is Cogeshacre_Sadeacre so friggin retarded
Yours truly
A Cocerned and innocent bystander
Yours truly
A Cocerned and innocent bystander
Flame not lest ye be flamed!
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#101
Posted 05 November 2005 - 03:17 AM
QUOTE (ion eon @ Nov 4 2005, 12:39 AM)
Dear Yahtzee why is Cogeshacre_Sadeacre so friggin retarded
Yours truly
A Cocerned and innocent bystander
Yours truly
A Cocerned and innocent bystander
"Innocent", since when did an "Innocent bystander" through rocks at passing motorists?
P.S. Motorists=Noobs
Bystander=Supposedly Ion Cretin
#103
Posted 06 November 2005 - 07:24 AM
QUOTE (Yahtzee @ Nov 4 2005, 11:28 PM)
Alright then.
Dear Yahtzee's arse, what does the appendix actually do?
#104
Posted 06 November 2005 - 09:53 AM
QUOTE (StantheGarbageMan @ Nov 6 2005, 11:24 PM)
(I dont think hes listening)