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This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 13 October 2005 - 05:53 PM

Vader: What did you say about my cloak?
Captain Antilles: ...
Vader: That's what I thought you said.

Vader: "I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f[BLEEP]ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f[BLEEP]ing face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the [BLEEP] I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little [BLEEP], none of you little [BLEEP] out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little [BLEEP]. Then I rub my nose with it."

ANTILLES: "Wouldn't that require you to take off the ma-" [Vader grabs Antilles by the throat]

Or...

VADER: "In the Imperial prison, you'll be the pie."

Or...

VADER: "Don't you ever say an unkind word about the Time! Me and the whities here live our f**king lives by Moris Day and Jerome. I'm a SMOOTH PIMP who LOVES tha' p***y, and tubby here's my black man-servant! What!"

Vader: WHERE did you hide my stash?

Antilles: I... I...

Vader: WHERE?

Antilles: I... shoved.... it ... up ... my... ass...

Vader: You moron.

OBI-WAN: But they're engaged.
LUKE: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
OBI-WAN: Why not? It's bound to come up.
LUKE: It's impossible, Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
OBI-WAN:: Sure, why not?
LUKE: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
OBI-WAN: How did I go from being a heroic Jedi Knight Defender of the Old Republic and scion of the Old Jedi Order to discussing Superman's sex life with my deranged former protege's son on a wasteland planet?

"[...]OBI-WAN: How did I go from being a heroic Jedi Knight Defender of the Old Republic and scion of the Old Jedi Order to discussing Superman's sex life with my deranged former protege's son on a wasteland planet?[...]"

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!WHOOT!

LUKE: "Houston, we have a problem."


HAN: "It's a hundred and 12 light years to Alderaan. We've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing low budget science fiction costumes."
OBI-WAN: "Hit it."

"I should have taken up the old man on that drink offer...."

LUKE: "Beware my star saber!"


RED LEADER [intercom]: "Now can anyoen tell me why we're going to Canada?"
RED ONE: "The beer is stronger?"
RED LEADER: "Correct. And?"
RED TWO: "Because of their stronger beer, their women look prettier?"
RED LEADER: "Good. Now, let's haul ass to Canada!"


LEGO DARTH VADER: "Only one of us is getting that original, unaltered Star Wars copy, and it ain't you, old timer."

Star Wars: Ultra Combo Special Edition :Episode IV: A New Lego

This post has been edited by StarWarsIsUs: 29 October 2005 - 01:06 AM

Lucas angrily rejected claims that his new all-CGI versions of the OT looked 'unrealistic'.

LMAO!!!!!!! GOOD ONE!

I agree, good one Helena.


BIGGS: "I hate these intergalactic drive thrus, they never get my order right."

Biggs: Intergalactic Porn Star.

I see you Helena! Good one!


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