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Posted 25 October 2005 - 03:00 PM

fuckers

What happens when you add potasium to a pool full of kids?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:08 PM

umm...Do you really want to know?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:13 PM

Not really.

How would you define me?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:14 PM

Bananas.

What does it mean when people look into your car and point and laugh?

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:18 PM

That you forgot a vital item of clothing.

What is the average force with which a meteor strikes the earth if the meteor's mass is 450 kg, and it's velocity is 4000 meters per second, and it leaves a 200 meter crater?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:38 PM

Will this be on a test? (Yours, for example?)
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:40 PM

I wish I could remember the formulas in physics, they blur inside my mind.

Is that the kind of stuff your doing?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:55 PM

Sadly, 'tis, and I think it will probably be on some test at some point. AAAAH! I GOT A D ON A ROUGH DRAFT OF A LAB REPORT! *freaks out*

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 06:08 PM

Play video games

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:04 PM

I am unsure of that fact. And your advice is unhelpful, given the number (0) of video games available to me.

How allergic to peanuts could somebody theoretically be?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:56 PM

Some people get hives just from touching the oil.

Isn't that answer just a simple mass * velocity question?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:29 PM

Umm, I dunno.

Where does a sick man go,
When he can't choke down the medicine the old doc knows?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:33 PM

Nope. Mass * velocity gets you the momentum, but I need the force, which is the momentum/time it took to stop. And I don't know the time.

Actually, I asked that question because I know someone who would die if you held a peanut a foot away from his face. So I was just wondering if anyone knew how much worse it could get.

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:35 PM

To pencils heaven

Is there any pencils hell?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:35 PM

I wrote the last post, I forgot loging out Sith.
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