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Chyld 
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 05:34 AM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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#77
Chyld
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 01:30 PM
Its been a long time, friends, and now there's a shitty update about the Master System. That, plus Henry Skull and an FSC.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#78
Chyld
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:03 PM
A review. Of a film. As they say. If anyone notices that I write anymore.
*goes into a corner and has a big old emo sulk*
*goes into a corner and has a big old emo sulk*
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#79
Chyld
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 01:48 PM
Pay no attention to this post, I've just been testing what I can actually do in the way of moderation in this, my forum. Evidently, I can do fucking nothing. 
EDIT: Never mind, there's some of that "search string" bollocks I use when I've got nothing creative to write about.
EDIT: Never mind, there's some of that "search string" bollocks I use when I've got nothing creative to write about.
This post has been edited by Chyld: 15 October 2005 - 01:53 PM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#80
Laughlyn
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 02:51 PM
Chyld, Chyld, Chyld..... Do you know nothing of forum mechanics. The very second you tell people not to pay attention to a thread, you guarentee they'll start posting in droves. Soon the LiM Forum will be little more than an oversized discussion thread about ignoring requests to ignore stuff.
The end is nigh!
EDIT: (oh, and you really shouldn't let on about how you can't moderate round here....)
The end is nigh!
EDIT: (oh, and you really shouldn't let on about how you can't moderate round here....)
This post has been edited by Laughlyn: 15 October 2005 - 02:51 PM
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
#81
Chyld
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 02:53 PM
Ah yes, slight lack of foresight on my behalf. Good thing I was just a-kidding, hey? 
Psst... thanks for covering me
Psst... thanks for covering me
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#82
floppydisk
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 07:07 PM
For the record, I have a feeling the guy was searching for an AIM bot for counterstrike. From what I know, they're basically bots with near-perfect aim. I guess he wanted a nude one.
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
#83
Chyld
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 07:21 PM
*my god! people! here!*
Why would you want a bot with near perfect aim? Wouldn't that really piss you off after a while?
Why would you want a bot with near perfect aim? Wouldn't that really piss you off after a while?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#84
floppydisk
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 08:48 PM
Well, I've never encountered one, but they're mainly used in online matches to piss off the competition 
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I don't think they move, either.
. I don't think they move, either.
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
#85
Laughlyn
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 08:37 AM
Years back someone wrote a bt for SiN that had perfect, inperfect aim. It even factored in the inaccuracy of the assault gun. You could stand against a wall whilst it emptied all it's ammo at you, then kill it and turn around to see a outline of yourself in bullet holes.
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 01:26 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about. I even checked Chyld's webpage and read the bit about the film, and I still don't know what you are talking about. Hence my presence here and posting in this thread is perfectly in line whith what is going on in thie forum in general at the moment...
So do you recommend to see this film or not?
So do you recommend to see this film or not?
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Chyld
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 03:21 PM
It depends. If you like Quentin Tarantino-y films, you will enjoy the first half. If you like stupid B-movies about rubber vampires, you'll love the second half. And if you like Selma Hayek dancing in her underwear with a snake, you'll love the middle of it. If you like all three, you'll be utterly baffled as to why they're all in the same film, and get pissed off.
As an addendum to that, the aforementioned scene with Ms Hayek scored 3rd place on Channel 4s "Top 100 Sexy Moments", just under Cruel Intentions, and that Bond girl with the tits...
As an addendum to that, the aforementioned scene with Ms Hayek scored 3rd place on Channel 4s "Top 100 Sexy Moments", just under Cruel Intentions, and that Bond girl with the tits...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Laughlyn
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:25 PM
Personally I'd be impressed if Selma Hayek managed to keep her clothes on in a movie....
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Chyld
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 11:06 AM
Maybe so, but are you complaining?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
