Uh, this is for CarlMarksGuy to use. I just checked and there's a new wacky Skeezy up and running. RAZZAMATAZZ!!!

Good idea, Slade. I'll bet carlmarksguy sure feels special for having a pinned thread all to himself.

I dunno, replies have been sparse lately on my board, despite my updating semi-frequently. It's a real downer. You'd think reviewing an NES game would get more than one thing, but whatever. I don't need lots of compliments. Just posts in any old topic to let me know I haven't just lost my entire 6 person readerbase.

AWYEAH! Pinned thing = GOODNESS LIKE ROCK CANDY!

Sorry I have not been here for joy of late, I've been talking with Wayward Clam of Unit 23 about gittin SKEEZY to gUEST APPEAR onboard! UNless he finds out whatta two-bit operashun Skeezy IS!

Anyway, SKEEZY 7 = GOLD HURTS. WHY THEY ALWAYS MOCK SKEEZY?!

PS: SLADE, Solomun's KEY Review!! goodness alive dude!!!!

I have to say I like the randomness and overall zaniness of Skeezy, keep it up.

FAME FOR SKEEZY!

And SKEEZY thanks those who exhault him with--SKEEZY Links!

ALSO, all is not a lost, for Slade Solomon's Key review inspires New RANT OF VIDEO GAME!

Uh, is the screen shot of Wizards and Warriors for when Marty goes back to 1955?

Also, the novelized screenplay is a little creepy. I mean, sure, the movies were great, but not obsessive compulsive target great.

Hurrah! in any event. I'll need to churn out another low-res comic soon, write another review. I still have like 27 games left to play and review in my NES!

That's AWSOME SLAD#! KEep th NES GODNESS ROllin' in!!!

I Got some funNES RANts waiting on the wings too! EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!
but now, Who IS THE CLARM KATS GUY!! is NEW! BIO-graphyriffic!

That was most splendid. I can't wait until the EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!

Wait no longer--DUDE, WE'RE STRIKIN BACK!!!*

*= fEATURING THE Startling LIKENESSES of charatcts as DEPCITCD BY "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK" for the NINTENDO ENTERTAINMINT SYSTEM!

Incidnetlly, as my METEORY RIZE TO FAME! continues, i wonder about a HIT tracker Or tRAFICK MONITOR! of some sort.

HIT ME WITH THE BIG INF0! Or just EAT SPIDERS LIKE A CONFUSZED TIME TRAVLER!

That is a most excellent article. I used to have a Star Wars game for my NES. Hard shite. But it was for A New Hope, not Empire... You haven't lived until you've heard the canteena song 8-bit style.

In short, totally rad, man!

Catch GOLD FEVE!R

i HAvE caguht GOLD FevRE!

And it is good.

try everything, A NEW COMIC OF ANY-WHCIH-WHAY-BUT-LOOSE PROPORTIONS!

Hehe! Keep beating us over the heads with the dead fish of brilliance, CMG!

ON TOUR!

and be CERTAIN to check out the CAST PAGE FOR THE NEW BIO! entertaining AND iformativE! :yuck:

Another class A comic. Did you notice I updated as well (Well, yesterday and earlier today), CMG?

Also: is QWEEZY a viking?

EEGADS! BUBLERAP! How many ninjas fall to it??!

QWEEZY is a psuitoviking. PLUS, CLAY AIKEN APPEARED IN LUAN HOW LAME! :angry: <-smiley of ANGRE

Plus, I FINISHED on NEW NINTENDO RANT-----TOKI THE MONKEY--YOU DEVIL it's CONTROVERSIAL AND JAM-PACKED WITH FUN! BAD END! :yuck:

Hehe, he has to regain his manhood. Brilliant! Another award winning rant, Carl Marks guy. Everybody has to check out that dinosaur link. If it wasn't so sad it would he hilarious... actually it's hillarious anyway. You can tell that guy isn't a paleantologist... "Contrary to the depictions of them from Hollywood, dinosaurs were herbivorous ("he eateth grass as an ox." [Job 40:15]) and lived concurrently and in peace with man." It's all a big hollywood lie! Those carniverous teeth archaeologists dig up are nothing but fabrications trying to pull the wool over our eyes against His truth. Beware... Seriously, for presumably having a PhD, shouldn't this guy know about radioactive decay, and how it's, you know, made up of very long intervals so we can measure dates quite far back? (Dare I say millions of years?) But I'm sure a worldly constant just suddenly changed after Noah's flood. Or The Flintstones were telling me the truth.

Yesterday I said "dude" about fifty times in rapid succession to do my part in powering the dudeacopter.

Where do you find all of those links, CMG?

Luann makes me angry because the artist can draw well. I feel intimidated when people I don't know have better skills than me. Grrr! Seriously though, I miss Calvin & Hobbes.

Who needz MEL GIBBON! Skeezy has a lock on ---PASSIONS IGNITE in the new pisode!

Also , that comicz of SLADE AROUND HIS HOUSE? that's A-OKAY. WATCH THAT LAMP LCOSE....OF HELL!

Hehe, it's always great when people don't understand the metaphor concept. Keep them coming!

And thanks again, CMG.

a New Feature MINDBLOGGLING BYOND ANYTHING THE WEB HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE!!! :yuck:

HOLY FLYING MONKEY TESTICLES!!! It is like nothing I've ever seen before! I wish I had a counter on my site so you could work your way to visitor 69! It would also let me pretend in my head to have more visitors than I really do.

quentin tarantopical*

Beakuz SKEEZY is on CUTTING EDGE OF HUMOR! Yeah, TEN YEARS AGO!! :yuck: :yuck:

:yuck: THE GREAT MIGHT VS MAGIC DEBATE

IT IS GREAT. THEY DEBATE. WHO DO WE APPREXIATE?

BEST...COMIC....EVVVARRRRRRR!!!

I dunno, I can't decide if it beats the Dudeacopter or not...

SKEEZY?! WHERE ARE YOU?

He's probably on some sort of clam hiatus.

Well I'm starting to worry. I miss the little guy and his author...

Well... Skeezy appearently died and left no will, so I'm de-pinning this thread. Alas...

Ooh, early burnout.

I hope the Dudeacopter is still running. If it isn't, I feel I will be personally to blame.

Aye. The world was just too cold of a place for PoREoo sK33ZZeeeEy!

No, it's just not the same... *tear*

*sniff**wibble*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Did you ever even read Skeezy, Xeno? Do you even look at my site?? Are you still a scrawny pale dude with a green fedora-like hat? (Sorry, just trying to draw out some conversation on this otherwise dead board.)

nope, never read skeezy but i too wanted to interject some action into an otherwise dead board. I do look at your site... occasionally... and you know i still look the same, stop identifying me, you know i'm hiding from the FBI... *sirens outside*damn! they found me! RUN!! *starts running**hits a wall*OUCH!*falls over*

Just duck into an alley and hide with the rat people for a few days. The FBI won't be able to get you.

come on man, who do you think the FBI is?... duh, come on... hiding with the rat people is essentially giving myself up to them....

The FBI and the rat people are on the outs because of that Potate factory incident downtown. And I've pulled some metephoric strings to keep them on the outs. Like say... making the rat people think the FBI want them dead.

i still say they're in cahoots... i mean, come on, can't you see the officer's rat like faces... it's pretty convincing to me...

If carlmarksguy could see the conversation his thread has sparked, he would be proud, and maybe even cry.

*Sniff* Yeah. Poor little dude. Didn't even get a chance to say good bye before life kicked him in the metephoric arse.

CRYPDIC MASSAGE

EYEBROW ZUPRIZE!!!!
:yuck:

HOLY FRIJOLES!!!! He's back! Very unceremoniously at that. We love you, Carlmarksguy, but don't fake your death again, please.

Edit: Another awesome comic as usual, and your thread is re-pinned.

We see a LOTTATON of ads on the internet--but what do they do when we don't looka t them? tHEY HANG OUT JUST LKE EVERYONE ELSE OF CORSE! LET'S WATCH,..[I]YOU ASS!

TELL ME LUSYT TAILS OF RIS KING IT ALL FOR A WOMEN in a very special ne wskeeyz :yuck:

I know I shouldn't laugh, but well, why not.

MORE AD FUN, IT O CONFUSED

OKUSOB, READ THIS and COMMENT or Paul Harvy GETS IT.
NOW

MIGHTY BOMB JAACK TEACHES US ABOUT EVOLUTION :yuck:

Very nice. Of course, I'm a fan of any game that has no restrictions on how high your character can jump.

Hey, kudos to you, CMG, for more ludicrous brilliance.

I never could figure out what the hell to do in that game. I'm glad you cleared that up.

SKEEZY & FRIENDS find THE COMPUTER THAT CONTROLS EVERTYHING!!!! :yuck:

That happens to the best of us. Although I'm a little confuzzled as to who's talking since they don't have different colors this time.

NOT SO--THEIR DIALOGUE SI AS DIFERENT AS DARK YELLOW & GREEN!

SPECAL GEST COMIC BEAR-GOAT!!!

(it's about poop!)

Stellar-spectacular.

Of course. That is the standard. Although "spiffy" and "uber keen" also work.

I personally like "Ninja!" or "Woot!"

You'll have to forgive me for saying this, but it's my forums, so meh.

You, sir, are a smacktard for making me think that you were replying to a new Skeezy the clam. That is all.

Jerk!

Although Ninja should be a new interjection. You are half-forgiven and are downgraded from smacktard to wanker.

VISNTET PRICE KICKS ASS AS EGGHEAD

WARNING: MENTIONS TESTICLAS.

Friggin' Yeah!

The Kings Live!

The Kings being Elvis, Carlmarksguy, and Josef Stalin.

DAVE VADER AND THE MONKEY EMPEROR

IT WILL KIKC YOUR ASS AND FEED IT TO YOU ON A PLATE, LIKE A PIRATE.

I find your lack of faith...disterbing


but, check back EVBRY WEDNASTYDAY for the next COUPLE MONTHS For new DAVE VADER & THE MONKEY EMOPEROR. or bite a pirate!

He's back!!! Hurray!

ESIPODE 2!

Haha! Bloody flaming brilliant! I've missed you, Skeezy! Oh how my life has been empty without you.

Now I feel bad for not checking my forums since december. Keep making new comics!

there are more---I UST HAVE TO POST THEM UP!



(this WEEKEND--DAVE VADER TIMES TOOO)

EPSIOLD THREEEEEEEEE!

DUED.

Whoa... that just blew my MIND...