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The Cast So Far ...
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Sweater Girl

Sweater Girl

Sweater Girl is the newest employee at Company X. She is slowly learning what Company X is all about through meeting the various staff members.

Boss Bear

Boss Bear

Boss Bear's grand-pappy founded Company X in the late 1880's. Over the years Boss Bear's family's control over the company has slipped. Still the Bear family keeps their hand in the cookie pot as it were.

Wilma

Wilma

Wilma is Boss Bear's secretary. She thinks he is very silly.

Boss Shark

Boss Shark

Boss Shark is the brains behind Company X. He is always talking about really complicated business stuff like "stocks" and "shares" and "profit". Everyone is glad he's in charge because it seems to be really complicated.

Alissa

Alissa

Alissa is Boss Shark's secretary. She thinks he is a war veteran.

Online

"Online"

"Online" is the IT guy at Company X. He makes sure that everyone is "on the network".

Great Wizard

Great Wizard

Great Wizard works in accounts receivable. No one believes that he is a wizard.

Hugh Manatee

Hugh Manatee

Hugh Manatee is one of the staff accountants. His family has worked for Company X since the 1880's. Their knowledge of math is OVERWHELMING!

Sweater Girl's Mom

Sweater Girl's Mom

Sweater Girl's mom chimes in now and again with her sage advice for Sweater Girl. Sweater Girl's mom has shed her body and now controls such power over her life force that she can appear as a mystical apparition. If you believe in that sort of thing.

Harry Harmful

Harry Harmful

Harry Harmful is Boss Shark's old adversary. He works for Rival Corp. on the other side of town. The information he has about Boss Shark's past could be very ... harmful.

Trust Doggie

Trust Doggie

Trust Doggie lurks in the offices of Company X. He gets people to trust him, but their trust is based on FALSE GROUNDS! You see, this trust doggie makes his victims build up a sense of false security then uses the comfort zone he has created to practice his beat poetry.

W.B. Mason

W.B. Mason

W.B. Mason is a Robber Baron.

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