http://www.chefelf.com/blog/index.php The daily ramblings of a do-nothing fusspot. Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:32:24 GMT http://backend.userland.com/rss092 nate@lanceandeskimo.com nate@lanceandeskimo.com en I got some tea from Starbucks today and here is what it actually said on the back of the tea bag: Boating down the Li River at dawn among ancient rock formations, many souls have contemplated their place in the universe with a cup of China Green Tips. Are they serious? ... http://www.chefelf.com/blog/index.php?p=25&c=1 The Jehovah's Witnesses have been visiting me regularly for about two years now. I'm not going to sit here and make fun of them. That would be too obvious. I could just say something lame and predictable like: "Those damn Jehovahs! They always come over when ... http://www.chefelf.com/blog/index.php?p=24&c=1 My car had some issues the other day. For about two years the internal lights and digital odometer would not work. This is pretty annoying and changing the fuse would only solve the problem for about three or four minutes until it blew again. Two years was enough and ... http://www.chefelf.com/blog/index.php?p=23&c=1 Today is my birthday. This is the first birthday where it hasn't been gray and rainy and cold that I can remember. It's kinda sad because I actually prefer it to be gray, cold and rainy. Maybe that's why I enjoy that weather so much, because I ... http://www.chefelf.com/blog/index.php?p=22&c=1 I have added a new forums section to the site! Check out the forums here. They are, so far, divided into three sections. General Chat A forum where you can discuss anything you'd like including the posts I make here on this site. Crappy News A forum dedicated to discussing the lame things I ... http://www.chefelf.com/blog/index.php?p=21&c=1