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05/21/2003 Entry: "Easy Mac"

Easy Mac is kinda gross. It's really salty tastes like ground up Smartfood Popcorn mixed with pasta. However it is beyond easy to make. It should be called "Really Easy Mac".

That having been said, I am quite impressed with how the pasta cooks up al dente every time in the microwave.

That having been said, I am less than impressed with how one packet can't even satiate my bird-like appetite. I am notorious for not being able to finish any plate of food put in front of me, no matter how small the portion is. After eating Easy Mac I have one thought that keeps ringing inside my head: Get more food!!

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I know the feeling. My mom bought me that stuff a few times while I was at school this year, didn't really do much for me. I kept it aside as an emergency reserve. You know, in case I ran out of food, money, or in the event of a nuclear holocaust.

Posted by Heccubus @ 05/21/2003 01:59 PM EST

Make sure you look at the warning on the box. The bowl and the contents will be VERY HOT!

Posted by lauren @ 05/21/2003 02:23 PM EST

You know what though? THey weren't really that hot at all.

One thing on the back of the box that did shock me was that that tiny unsatisfying bowl of macaroni and cheese is 380 calories! And it contains nearly 20% of my recommended daily intake of fat! Yowsa!

It might possibly be the worst food in the world!

Posted by Chefelf @ 05/21/2003 04:01 PM EST

Crap! I used to make two (2) pouches at a time! How much time do you figure I have left to live? Give it to me straight, doc.

Posted by Heccubus @ 05/21/2003 06:19 PM EST

Hmmm.. Wonder if I should attempt to cook up this stuff. I've messed up the regular Mac and Cheese enough as it is.. and if this is REALLY Easy Mac, I could probably do it no fail the first time... right?

I think I'll just stick to oatmeal and chicken patties.

Posted by shanyn @ 05/21/2003 06:28 PM EST

Oatmeal and chicken patties? Together?

The Easy Mac is very easy. But, as previously mentioned, it will kill you.

It was nice knowing you, Heccubus.

Posted by Chefelf @ 05/21/2003 08:03 PM EST

Well i feel better knowing that i am not a big piggy. If Nate needs two bowls then it is perfectly acceptable for me too. But i stand by my warning that the bowl and its contents will be very hot.

Posted by Lauren @ 05/22/2003 12:50 PM EST

I think you should reconsider having two bowls. I mean that's 760 calories!! That's an alarming amount of caories for one tiny little bowl of pasta. That's 200 more calories than a Big Mac!

Dangerous!

You should use a plastic bowl then it won't be hot at all! (I learned that at the fake college I went to.)

Posted by Chefelf @ 05/22/2003 03:36 PM EST

Bah to you and your "fake college." I went to a very very snooty school, and I scorn your less snooty school. Although I recognize that in its field it is marginally snooty...

Posted by An overeducated naysayer @ 05/22/2003 04:40 PM EST

I never EVER eat Easy Mac. It Makes me hurl. If i have to prepare something on the go, I prepare some
Habitant soup... it take 5 minutes but it's worth every single microwave-bombarded secound.

Posted by Convider @ 05/24/2003 10:17 PM EST

I'll need a recipe so I can avoid Easy Mac in the future.

Posted by Chefelf @ 05/25/2003 09:47 AM EST

i like easy mac. i lived on it during the summer, that and ragu express. ragu express is really good, but you have to cook it longer that usual to make sure the pasta is tender. the bad thing is, is that those calories really add up....i gained about 15 pounds in 2 months :( BE CAREFUL WITH THE EASY MAC!

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