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04/07/2003 Archived Entry: "Baby, You Can Wreck My Car!"

This weekend was fun. We had dinner with some of Jen's nice friends and lunch with another of Jen's nice friends. It was extremely relaxing. The guy who sat next to me on the bus ride home slept like a fool the whole way home! He just lied there with his head against the glass, tongue hanging out, dead to the world! And I'll be damned if that son of a bitch didn't sleep for every second after we pulled out of the Port Authority in New York until we took the exit into Providence on the way home. A good three and a half to four hours straight!

See, I can't do that. I could never fall asleep on a shaky bouncy bus surrounded by sounds, smells and strangers. It's just the way I am. The way I always have been. My mind it too busy calculating the possible outcome of every insane scenario that could possibly occur on a bus ride. I was shockingly alert last night. So alert that I couldn't help but catch the jock sitting diagonally behind me who was making fun of me. As I took a bite out of my sandwich a quarter inch piece of lettuce came out with the meat and bread. This piece of lettuce dangled from my mouth for about a half second before I was able to coerce it into my mouth... a pretty standard happening when eating a sandwich. Mr. Jock Pretty-Boy-Thinks-He-Knows-About-Web-Design felt compelled after witnessing this to say: "Look at this fucking guy; he's got FOOD hanging out of his mouth!" This illicited a polite chuckle from the girl that he was obviously trying to impress with his insane and inaccurate ramblings about web design. He was a moron.

So at about 9:30 I got back to Providence. I got in my car and drove for about a mile before my car decided that being on was much less fun than being off and that ever turning back on would just not be something it was interested in. This lead me to have to call friends and get AAA to tow my car. So scrapped were the plans that I would make a lunch, do laundry or get anything done last night.

When the tow truck backed my truck into the lot for the garage the drive accidentally smashed into the back end of a parked Porshe, spraying millions of tiny shards of broken glass everywhere. Now not only was I faced with the undesirable task of calling my mechanic in the morning to explain to him why my truck was deposited there without warning, I also had to explain why one of the many valuable and expensive Porsches in his lot was without a back window.

So I got home about two hours later than expected and did nothing before bed but watch about twenty minutes of an E! True Hollywood Story about a porn star.

Surprisingly I was in very good spirits last night. I guess the rest of the weekend was worth the rather shitty ending.

Current Mood: Amused
Current Music: The Sweet Sounds of Microsoft Word

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"The Sweet Sounds of Microsoft Word?"? Is that a Beastie Boys album? ;)

Posted by Jen @ 04/07/2003 02:49 PM EST

It's soon to be a song by me. I can't wait to get home and start writing!

Posted by Chefelf @ 04/07/2003 03:33 PM EST

Well Nate
If it makes you feel any better Dougs driver side door with not open or close. I am forced to climb over and in the car to drive it :)
Good times

Posted by Lauren aka CRYSTALDRIP THE HELLISH @ 04/07/2003 04:06 PM EST

But that's cool because it's like the Dukes of Hazzard!!!

Posted by Chefelf @ 04/07/2003 04:53 PM EST

Or, you could go in through the window, and it would feel like you were getting into a race car!

Posted by Heccubus @ 04/08/2003 09:50 AM EST

But that's cool because it's like the Dukes of Hazzard!!!

Posted by Chefelf @ 04/08/2003 12:09 PM EST

How awesome would it be if in Dukes of Hazzard they didn't go in through the windows; the door was broken, so luke had to go in the driver's side door and climb over the gear shift and stuff. I'll tell you how awesome: oh, skip it, i don't feel like telling you how awesome.

Posted by Paul @ 04/08/2003 04:57 PM EST

Awwwwwww. You are such a Dukes of Hazzard tease.

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